Ollie, Tony and I had decided to go mushrooming. Tony proposed a route from Bell to Lithgow, via the Newnes State Forest. Sounded jolly good. We set off on the train, Tony and I wish our practical Surly Long Haul Truckers, and Ollie with his ridiculous Surly 1×1 (because it only has one gear).
As usual Tony and Ollie set a cracking pace and I was soon wheezing up the hills behind them. The single speed helped slow Ollie down a bit. We turned off the paved road at the Zig Zag sign and cruised through the dirt.
We reached the edge of the pine plantations, and eagerly bounded into them, expecting to be greeting by a bounty of mushrooms (as experienced on previous trips to similar pine forests). However, we had a hard time finding any mushrooms at all, let alone edible ones. Various factors may have contributed to this paucity of fungus: time of year, location, temperature, rainfall, voodoo magic. All I know is, there were hardly any.
We sat down for lunch and I was delighted to find this little blighter sucking a hole into my leg. I’d forgotten to take any leech photos on my recent Mt Solitary trip, so I attempted to do so now. However the macro function of this camera is not very good, and this photo gives a better view of some campfire strewn with rubbish. Bloody rednecks.
There were a lot of wombat burrows. Perhaps they had eaten our mushrooms?
Eventually we found a saffron milk cap, and a few slippery jacks. Here Tony is seen with a slippery jack.
After an hour or so of bush bashing and foraging, we had a meagre harvest, and decided to ride into Lithgow and check out their bakeries.
On the road to Lithgow we encountered some stone pagodas that I thought indicated we were near the Gardens of Stone National Park (actually it’s much further north of Lithgow).
Thereafter we descended a long and bumpy dirt road, which was a bit of fun but also bone jarring. Despite Tony’s careful wrapping, the mushrooms got beaten around a bit. Here is some exciting descending:
We sampled the local bakeries in Lithgow (rating: average), and generally wandered around. We found a possible source for our bad luck: someone in Lithgow has been using Black Magic. We shook our heads sternly and muttered, “No good will come of this.”
Aww, sleeping babies.
The damage to the mushrooms turned out to be mostly cosmetic, and they were duly fried and eaten. Not a bad meal at all.